It’s weird in this cold dark country how the women seem to have evolved to utilise make-up foundation as a way to change ones own skin tone to another. Many women walk through the shopping malls in their best pair of pyjama’s, with an iridescent orange face – presumably designed to give off the impression of a healthy tan. But the tan stops at the jaw line, the concept of ‘blending’ having been bred from the gene-pool along with shoulders and good teeth.
Lastly adopt a look of aggressive distaste one might use after stepping in something nasty.